Since Red Hot Momma’s are always looking for ways to be more efficient, I have devised the following tests to save precious time. Feel free to thank me later.
How to tell if husband is in the mood to make love: Check for pulse. If you find one, he wants to. (just kidding )
How to tell how big of a mess the kids have made: Listen for noise. The quieter the house, the worse the mess. If after 28 seconds you hear nothing- don hip waders and a bleach overcoat. Proceed with caution.
How to determine proper punishment for disobeying the rules: If something got broke-make them fix it. If someone got hurt- make them hug. If it’s a felony- Let their Dad take care of it!”
How to tell if you should change your home light bulbs: If you can see wrinkles, shift down to 20 watts.
How to tell you and your spouse need a date night: You pass one another in the hall. Your eyes meet. The silence is broken by “Hey…Don’t I know you from somewhere?”
How to tell you need some “me” time: Check your pulse. If you have one, you need some!